Ice Skating Failure

FYI: I wrote this before the winter break, so it would seem like I would go ice skating, when I already did. The outcome was the same as the one I wrote =(

I'm supposed to go on an ice skating trip tomorrow, but there is a setback. I loathe ice skating. Not only that, I suck at it. I mean, just standing up is almost impossible for me, let alone actually skating. I takes me five minutes to stand up. When I stand up, I fall down two minutes later. Through all of this falling, I slowly manage to make my way around the rink. Eventually, I'll make it around, but before that, the times is up and the skating trip is over.

Why do I suck at skating to much? IT'S YOUR FAULT!