AHH

There is a retard sitting to my right.

Obama Revealed

Barrack Obama has kept a dark secret from us. Do you know what it is? Read on to find out.

When Obama was taking about change, he was conned for his famous term "yes we can".

Lets look at a TV show called Bob The Builder. In the theme song, it includes the words "Yes we can"

Therefore, Obama is Bob the builder.


-bLogZOrZ

Why Pencils are cool.

Do you want to know why pencils are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, cool?


BECAUSE YOU CAN WRITE WITH THEM!!!!

Famous Pencil Quotes:

"We need a change. And more pencils"
-Barack Obama

"The pencil is as useful as the google."
-George Bush

"I like pencils"
-Anonymous

"E=Mc-
Ahh who gives a damn. Pencils are awesome"
-Albert Einstein

"Pencils....are....awe...some"
-Stephen Hawking

"I started the Simpsons with a pencil....."
-Matt Groening

Happy New Year!!!

Happy 2009!!! Talk about your resolutions here.

A late Christmas Stopwatch

And yes, I DID make the video.

Even though I'm not a Christian, I just celebrate Christmas for the sake of it. So for your gifts, I shall tell you about my plumbing story, and what I got for X-Mass


Plumbing on X-Mass Eve >.< (Warning: Gross.)

So the day started as usual, some last minute X-Mass was planned. I woke up first, because I have like FIVE alarms in my room with full volume. I then had to crap. Once I was done crapping, I flushed the toilet, but nothing happened. I tried again. Failure. After the tenth time, the brownish liquid had slowly stared to overflow. Immediately turned of the water, though the stench was horrible. It smelled putting your face in cow crap then drenched with dog pee, while hundreds of pigs stand around and fart. I got the plunger, and used it, but nothing happened, it made it worse.

I then used a "snake" which looks like this.
What you do is put the wire through the hole in the toilet. Then you rotate the handle, which pushes the pointy part forward. As it moves forward, the clog in the toilet gets pushed down.

I rotated the handle, until it couldn't rotate any more, but the clog still wasn't gone. I rotated it from the opposite direction to take snake out, but I had to use all lot of force. Why? Because I had fished out a piece off crap.

After that, I went to my home convenience store, to buy what was called the Master Plunger, which is this:
I then tried using it and guess what, it worked!

So remember, if you have a clogged toilet, use the master plunger, it's worth the 10 bucks.



iPod Touch G2

You guessed right, thats what I got for Christmas. Like all apple products, it is awesome!

I'm a HUGE apple fan. I have a Mac, and an iPod. Once somebody in the family gets an iPhone and an apple TV, we'll at least one product in their product section!

So yeah, it's an awesome gift, and I've gotten addicted to it in the first two minutes of playing around =P. I was playing with it for too long, that I had to be restrained for the day.

For those of you who do not know, you can play games, keep in contact with friends, listen to music, videos, TV shows, movies and podcasts. The touch screen is very fun.

Now, an iPod touch is just an iPhone without the phone, so I would know what having an iPhone would be like.

Though between a BlackBerry and an iPhone, the iPhone would win, but the BlackBerry has an easier keyboard, but still.

Apple is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now I hoped you've barfed from my plumbing story, and felt jealous with my iPod Touch one, but anyways,

MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Edit: Though most of you don't care, this has been my longest posts from all my blogs which isn't complete nonsense.
~BLAGGER